You Know Who You Are!!!
You know who you are...send your drunken pictures to bigberthathebingobag@talk21.com
You know you want to beeeeee!!!!!!
If you're a random not local person, feel free to send your randomness & sign the book of worship DAMMIT!! Or we will hunt you down like mad hormonal women of Bornio MWAHAHAhahahahaha!!!! By the light of the moon...when the hills collide and the pink flying pigs dance on your head and plop! POOPIE!!! ahhhhh!!!! that's the way to do it!! right on me head old chum!!
I think that just about covers it!!! |
Welcome To The Shrine...It Sings To You...And Kisses Your Bald Head!!!
This would also be a great place to include any new information or changes (which was nice!!) that WE have made to OUR site recently (when we can be bothered!! we are lazy getts!) It is important for us to regularly change the content on OUR site (LIKE MAGIC BEES AND FLUFF!!!) KATE I JUST GREW AN EXTRA BELLY BUTTON!!! BE PROUD!!! and make updates to the information that WE display OF YOU IN YOUR DRUNKEN STATES!! Doing this will help US to get more return visits from OUR visitors.....yes...you know what will happen if you don't... |
Notifying Locals And Random Tramps Of Site Enhancements!!!
Another idea for OUR home page's text (its just me, me, me all the time!!! I'm so self obsessed!!! yes you ANN!!! Because we know how self obsessed you are!!! Yes, but Jan/nit, you are a secret self obsessive person aren't you!! You know you want to be!!) is notifying visitors about the enhancements WE put on OUR site. For example, WE want visitors to sign OUR guestbook(book of worship) or fill out OUR survey Form E-mailer (whatever that is, but we will just look intelligent and continue on our merry way) to answer questions about OUR site, OUR (toilet) business, or OUR site's RANDOMNESS (because we know you just crave that little extra bit of randomness while you're away on the computers..vegetating!!!) YOU CANNOT ESCAPE US!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [much laughing]
Getting Rich Quick From OUR Site!...That Will Be The Day!!!
Maybe you can't, but donations and big fat cheques are welcome...& toe jam!! (and cos we are worth it) |
The Freak Show!!!
Adding captions makes OUR pictures more interesting....in a strange sort of way!!
Yes, mmmmmmm tasty!!
View them DAMMIT!!!
And guess what!! We now have MORE pics for you to sweat over with jealousy at Bertha's husbands site
www.jimdunlop.freeservers.com
big_bertha_the_bingo_bag@talk21.com |
